'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the clinic,
Not a sound could be heard, not even the background spa music;
Barbells were hung by the squat rack with care,
In hopes that weightlifters would soon be there;
Our clients were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of better health danced in their heads;
And Carl in his slippers, and I in none,
Had just settled our brains, the year's work now done;
And oh what a year it has been,
For the little business called CHM;
What started in a basement next to Erlanger,
Has grown to a size that knows not a stranger;
A full and cozy clinic is what kept pushing us along,
Now with a gym to keep our people good and strong;
If you are looking for sound and healthy advice,
Come to our clinic and you will never think twice;
With so many ways to get help, it often seems,
New visitors have trouble picking from our team;
Now Jade! Now, Neil! Now, Germaine! Now, James, Jennifer and Vincent!
On, Brooke! On, Mia! On, Stephen! On, Damir, Conor and Lindsey!
If that was too confusing to read,
Z and Hope have the answers you need;
Every single one of us has our unique flare and technique,
To serve every person, however unique;
Whether you need acupuncture, herbs, moxibustion, or cupping,
Massage, functional medicine, or just a good ole' fashioned Carl-whooping;
Here at Chattanooga Holistic Medicine, we have got you covered,
To get you back on your feet, a new path discovered;
So on this night before Christmas, before you retire,
I want you to put another log on the holistic fire;
Come visit our clinic after your yuletide feast,
Or check out our website at the very least;
Look for the people that will help you feel right;
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
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