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Soulful Sundays: A Visit to CHM




'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the clinic,


Not a sound could be heard, not even the background spa music;


Barbells were hung by the squat rack with care,


In hopes that weightlifters would soon be there;


Our clients were nestled all snug in their beds,


While visions of better health danced in their heads;


And Carl in his slippers, and I in none,


Had just settled our brains, the year's work now done;


And oh what a year it has been,


For the little business called CHM;


What started in a basement next to Erlanger,


Has grown to a size that knows not a stranger;


A full and cozy clinic is what kept pushing us along,


Now with a gym to keep our people good and strong;


If you are looking for sound and healthy advice,


Come to our clinic and you will never think twice;


With so many ways to get help, it often seems,


New visitors have trouble picking from our team;


Now Jade! Now, Neil! Now, Germaine! Now, James, Jennifer and Vincent!


On, Brooke! On, Mia! On, Stephen! On, Damir, Conor and Lindsey!


If that was too confusing to read,


Z and Hope have the answers you need;


Every single one of us has our unique flare and technique,


To serve every person, however unique;


Whether you need acupuncture, herbs, moxibustion, or cupping,


Massage, functional medicine, or just a good ole' fashioned Carl-whooping;


Here at Chattanooga Holistic Medicine, we have got you covered,


To get you back on your feet, a new path discovered;


So on this night before Christmas, before you retire,


I want you to put another log on the holistic fire;


Come visit our clinic after your yuletide feast,


Or check out our website at the very least;


Look for the people that will help you feel right;


"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

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