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Soulful Sundays: A Visit to CHM

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the clinic,

Not a sound could be heard, not even the background spa music;

Barbells were hung by the squat rack with care,

In hopes that weightlifters would soon be there;

Our clients were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of better health danced in their heads;

And Carl in his slippers, and I in none,

Had just settled our brains, the year's work now done;

And oh what a year it has been,

For the little business called CHM;

What started in a basement next to Erlanger,

Has grown to a size that knows not a stranger;

A full and cozy clinic is what kept pushing us along,

Now with a gym to keep our people good and strong;

If you are looking for sound and healthy advice,

Come to our clinic and you will never think twice;

With so many ways to get help, it often seems,

New visitors have trouble picking from our team;

Now Jade! Now, Neil! Now, Germaine! Now, James, Jennifer and Vincent!

On, Brooke! On, Mia! On, Stephen! On, Damir, Conor and Lindsey!

If that was too confusing to read,

Z and Hope have the answers you need;

Every single one of us has our unique flare and technique,

To serve every person, however unique;

Whether you need acupuncture, herbs, moxibustion, or cupping,

Massage, functional medicine, or just a good ole' fashioned Carl-whooping;

Here at Chattanooga Holistic Medicine, we have got you covered,

To get you back on your feet, a new path discovered;

So on this night before Christmas, before you retire,

I want you to put another log on the holistic fire;

Come visit our clinic after your yuletide feast,

Or check out our website at the very least;

Look for the people that will help you feel right;

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

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